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Mansplaining, The Bachelor Edition

BACHELORS EXPLAIN THINGS TO ME. I RECORD THEIR WORDS OF WISDOM.

  • BEING A WIDOW

    1. “It’s been three years? Oh good, you’re over it then.”
    2. “This Christmas ornament (seen in the gutter outside the coffee shop where we’d just met for the first time) is a sign from your late husband that he’s happy for us.”
    3. “You may have suffered from the newly labeled prolonged grief disorder.”
  • DATING ONLINE

    1. “You won’t have any problems… just be picky!”
    2. “It’s instinctual for men to want younger women… so at your age you can’t be too picky.”
    3. “Most women your age just let themselves go but you’re still a fine figure of a woman.”
  • BEING A WOMAN

    1. “Women who go braless are asking for men’s attention.”
    2. “Getting sexually harassed is a compliment when you think about it. It happens when you’re beautiful.”
    3. “Men have sex for pleasure but for women it’s for affection and intimacy.”
    4. “Women might not have power in corporate boardrooms– but they have all the power in beauty shops and country clubs.”