Selfies 101 Selfies 101 The selfie fails I encountered on the dating apps always managed to stun. Here are some basic rules that bachelors (& bachelorettes) should keep in mind.: Take from above not below. No one should be looking up your nose. Try out a shot where you’re not scowling angrily just to see what you think. Consider wearing clothes. Check background for fist-holes-through-drywall and any unfortunate bathroom-related ephemera. Remember to take off your wedding ring if you’re pretending to be single. Consider bathing, shaving and putting on clean clothes. Save any bloody carcasses of prey for show-and-tell once you’ve scored a date. By Auntie P|2023-05-19T02:33:54+00:00March 27th, 2023|Observations & Musings|0 Comments About the Author: Auntie P Auntie P is your faithful correspondent sharing totally true tales from the dark underbelly of the beast. She collects vintage hats but didn't pose naked in front of them for her dating profiles. Related Posts Porn Done Broke Peepaw’s Pecker Porn Done Broke Peepaw’s Pecker October 23rd, 2023 | 6 Comments AITA: Am I the Asshole? AITA: Am I the Asshole? June 14th, 2023 | 12 Comments Mansplaining, The Bachelor Edition Mansplaining, The Bachelor Edition April 7th, 2023 | 2 Comments Don’t Try This Alone Don’t Try This Alone March 26th, 2023 | 2 Comments Leave A Comment Cancel replyComment Save my name and email in this browser for the next time I comment.